That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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