You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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