420 ftw
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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