You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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