? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Found your dick twin last night
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just want nice things and good sex
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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