You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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