Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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