I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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