It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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