so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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