too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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