Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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