SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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