Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i believe in u and ur pee
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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