I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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