Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
