she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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