Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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