just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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