Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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