Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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