The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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