your room smells of hookers.
And success
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize