On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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