lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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