I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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