Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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