how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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