this just has baby written all over it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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