Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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