I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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