I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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