Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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