he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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