Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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