Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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