don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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