I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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