from now on my penis is your penis
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My ass is underappreciated
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
True college students do jello shots in the library
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