NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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