Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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