You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Randomize
