I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize