well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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