I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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