I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
