Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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