so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I could have mohawked her pubes.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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