Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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