There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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