life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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